Golden earing - Ballad of a thin man

Titel: Ballad of a thin man
Artist: Golden earing

You walk into the room - with your pencil in your hand
\n You see somebody naked and you say: Who's that man
\n You try so hard but, you don't understand
\n Just what you'll say when you get home
\n Because somethin' is happenin' here
\n But you don't know what it is -
\n Do you - Mister Jones?
\n You raise your head - and you ask. Is this where it is?
\n And somebody points to you and says it's his
\n And somebody else says Well what is
\n And you say Oh my God - am I here all alone?
\n You hand in your ticket - And you go watch the geek
\n Who immediately walks up to you -
\n When he hears you speak - and says -
\n Now does it feel to be such a freak
\n And you say "impossible" as he hands you a bone
\n Bridqe:
\n You have many contacts - Among the lumber jacks
\n To get you facts when someone. Attacks your imagination
\n But nobody has any respect
\n Anyway they already expect you - To all give a check to the tax-deductable
\n Charity organizations -
\n Aah - you've been with the professors
\n And they've all liked your looks
\n With great lawyers you have discussed
\n Leppers & crooks - you've been through all of their
\n Scott Fitzgeraid books - you're very well read. It’s well known
\n Well the sword swallower - he comes up to you
\n And then he kneels - he crosses himself
\n And he clicks his highheels
\n And without further notice - he asks you
\n How it feels - And he says: Here is your throat back
\n Thanks for the loan!
\n Now you see this one - eyed midget
\n Shouting the word "Now" - And you say
\n For what reason - and he says How
\n And you say: What does this mean
\n And he screams back - you're a cow
\n Give me some milk or else go home
\n Well you walk into the room
\n Like a camel and then you frown
\n You put your eyes in your pocket
\n And your nose on the ground
\n There ought to be a law
\n Against you comin' around
\n You should be made to wear earphones
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